Contact me!

Anyone

You can email me at f(beanway.me, ian) where f(x, y) = y@x. Emails arguing why your favorite animal is cool are always welcome.

Topologists

Peform the following deformation retract and our positions will be identified.

\(r \: :\: \mathbb{E}_3 \rightarrow \{(0,\,0,\,0)\}\)
\(r_t(x) = (1 - t)x\)

Time Travelers

Meet me at 9:15 am on October 7, 2058.

Dogs

woof woof wooof woof woof@woof.bark